£25 PER NIGHT

Roughly 7ft long by 5ft wide, this plywood shelter has enough room for up to 4 people. It is one of the sturdiest homes in the jungle, which should make it harder for police to kick down. The single bed is a discarded mattress placed on top of a found table that will keep you off the cold floor and away from the rats that frequently run throughout the camp. The hut is conveniently located a mere stone’s throw from the charity drop-off point which means that you’ll be one of the first in line for any supplies. Unfortunately there is no inside toilet and the nearest portaloo is over 100m away, which could be painful if you get one of the regular bouts of e.coli or dysentery which regularly sweep the camp.